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Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and being absolutely ridiculous is better than being absolutely boring

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Stranger_inThe_night Kullanıcı 9 yıl önce

Everyone should always remember to lavate las manos : )

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Stranger_inThe_night Kullanıcı 11 yıl önce

A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him, “Congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets, five big baby boys." The redneck said, "I'm not surprised. I have a penis the size of a fucking chimney." The nurse replied, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They’re all black."

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Stranger_inThe_night Kullanıcı 11 yıl önce

Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father says, "We have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and I just got laid off! There won't be a $200 bike this year." Two days later, Little Johnny walks out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. His father asks him why he's leaving. Johnny says, "Early this morning, I was walking past your room, and I heard you tell Mommy that you were pulling out, and Mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too, and I'll be damned if I'll get stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!

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Stranger_inThe_night Kullanıcı 12 yıl önce

if u could read my mind, I'm pretty sure u would be traumatized for life or become sexually aroused

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Stranger_inThe_night Kullanıcı 12 yıl önce

Charity degrades those who receive it, and hardens those who dispense it. - George Sand

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Stranger_inThe_night Kullanıcı 12 yıl önce

You think your Job sucks, Just think somebody got up today and assembled dildos with a straight face.

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Cee_Regazzo 12 yıl önce

Thanks for your comments, ... and the jokes! ;)

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Stranger_inThe_night Kullanıcı 12 yıl önce

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free." The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"

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Stranger_inThe_night Kullanıcı 12 yıl önce

If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping?

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Stranger_inThe_night Kullanıcı 12 yıl önce

Drinking rum before 10:00 am makes you a Pirate not an alcoholic.

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ftshguy 12 yıl önce

Love your jokes and quotes.

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Stranger_inThe_night Kullanıcı 12 yıl önce

I don't get why people find drunk text annoying, your the person they're thinking of when there brain cant even function properly.

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u need to get it together....seriously u are on my list!!!

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seriously u are never around when i need u

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Stranger_inThe_night Kullanıcı 12 yıl önce

Roses are Red, Nuts are Round, Skirts R up, Panties R Down, Belly to belly, Skin to Skin, When Its Stiff, Stick it in! Now Thats a fucking luv poem!

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Stranger_inThe_night Kullanıcı 12 yıl önce

For all the Ladies who say "all guys are the same" who told u to try them all? Hoe a tedisem

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Stranger_inThe_night Kullanıcı 12 yıl önce

When i was 5 years old my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life when i went to school they asked me what i wanted to be when i grew up i wrote down happy they told me i didnt understand the assignment i told them they didnt understand life - john lennon

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